Thursday, June 6, 2013

Always Be Prepared

"Always be prepared" may be the official motto of the Boy Scouts of America, but I have a theory that it was coined by a den mom.  Need proof?  Let's take a look into the average diaper bag.  The diaper bag is something of a cross between Batman's utlilty belt and Mary Poppin's bottomless carpet bag.  It defies the laws of physics, gives moms the tools to handle any weather or sticky situation, and it's heavy enough to double as a weapon.  Inside you will find:

                        Snacks
                        Sunscreen
                        Sun glasses for mom and baby
                        Blanket and/or nursing cover
                        Portable changing pad
                        At least one change of clothes for baby
                        Sweater for mom
                        Coupons
                        Burp cloths
                        Bleach pen/stain stick
                        Pens
                        Umbrella
                        Plastic bags for that dreaded poop explosion on the go
                        Antibacterial hand sanitizer
                        Toys
                        Enough diapers to last a week
                        The oh so versatile wet wipes
                        Bibs
                        Sippy cup
                        Pacifiers
                        Camera
                        Advil
                        Chapstick
                        An emergency flask for mom when she's having a particularly rough week.

Ok, probably not that last one, but it wouldn't be a bad idea... Alright, veteran moms, am I missing any necessities from my list?  Help a rookie mom out here!

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